Come What Mea

The conniving and malevolent Mea is a rare species of Microcosmus. She is widely known as an awe-inspiring, knife-wielding, alligator-taming reincarnation of Salazar Slytherin in the market for world domination. Mea has a volatile nature and fondness for Egyptian mongooses and decorative high heels. Her habitat ranges from pillow forts to roller coasters, and she feeds on fear and the flesh of small children. She is monogamous with a British illustrator with many names. Sociability is questionable. Her spirit animals are Ariel, Edward Elric, Riku, and a zebra. Conservation status: Kill on sight.