March 2012
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Only in Alabama will the most popular radio...
praise gawd we’re replacing Adele and Gaga with Jesus.
I don’t listen to the radio anyway. I just find it fucking hilarious.
lawfulgoodpaladog replied to your post: 16
Posts like this make me want to cuddle the hell out of you. I hope that’s not creepy sounding, but I just want to nuzzle you. You’re wonderful. Please don’t ever forget it, okay? You are not a freak. You are magnificent.
Except that if you cuddled me from the front, I would probably stop breathing. XD
Mrrrr. <3 I love you.
vaytato replied to your post: After a bit of thinking…
No, no, no, no. Getting shit done, is what I feel is a Se trait in you. Se is something I see a lot of in you. I am a feeler and when not unhealthy can be cold, distant, logical, blunt, unfeeling etc etc I see ISFP or ESFP for you predominantly.
! I’d never considered S. :O Hmmm. I will look into this.
Edit: Yessss...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope when Rick Santorum poops the toilet water splashes and gets all over his butt.
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You need this in your life. →
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“Bye
B: Baby
Y: Your
E: Everything
#my meaning of B.Y.E#”
– some bitch on FB
I shall now proceed to baby my toaster, my coat, my couch, and my television. As in I shall treat them like babies. I shall cuddle them and tell them how cute they are.
“When we consider the myriad school shootings that have occurred between ...”
– Michael Kimmel: Men, Masculinity, and the Rape Culture (via mollay)
“Yet the obvious fact that these school killers were all middle-class white boys seems to have escaped the media’s notice, in part because race, class, and gender are only visible when speaking of those who are not privileged...
Replying to both Eto and Alex. :B
Eto:
That makes sense. :B I wasn’t sure about that one, but it did seem a lot of what I read depicted Feelers as ~F E E L E R S~ and have my emotions on a silver platter with a side of chunks of my heart. /highly exaggerated but you get the point
Alex:
I don’t think I’ve posted on TDF all year, and before my last post, I think I was posting about once a week, so… XD...
After a bit of thinking...
fluorescentbird:
meangoose:
I think I may be an INTP.
While I am reactive and spontaneous and completely thoughtless when it comes to taking action, I think my reasoning for being that way falls more under my P instead of F. I’m still emotional, and I won’t deny that at all, but I think I’ve grown up a lot over the years and the only time I’m truly emotional to the point where I take action...
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After a bit of thinking...
I think I may be an INTP.
While I am reactive and spontaneous and completely thoughtless when it comes to taking action, I think my reasoning for being that way falls more under my P instead of F. I’m still emotional, and I won’t deny that at all, but I think I’ve grown up a lot over the years and the only time I’m truly emotional to the point where I take action on my...
February 2012
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“Three thousand five hundred six hundred billion hooo-uuuuurs~”
– Joel (singing)
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My last chat post with Joel about his penis has gotten so many likes from sex and bdsm blogs. I am amused forever.
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Me: Joel you can't go in public with your penis bulging through your pants. It's disgusting. Maybe it's because I'm a lesbian, but seeing a bulging penis is worse than seeing a girl's tits hanging out.
Joel: I know. It's like just... asking to get raped.
It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap Year Day!
neil-gaiman:
Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner.
It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a scrap...
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electricunicorn:
Me: Mea, do you think I could be a real woman one day?
Mea: REAL WOMEN HAVE CELLULITE, SO NO.
I am an asshole.
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TW: Sexual Assault and Bigotry
homofuck:
vegcuntess:
finallyfriendless:
When someone says something like ‘Dear vegans, don’t think you’re better than me because you don’t eat meat’, I see it as something similar to the following:
Dear not-rapists, don’t think you’re better because you don’t rape people.
Dear not-racists, don’t think you’re better because you don’t bash other races.
Dear feminists, don’t think you’re...
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I don't know why, but recently...
I am always SO FUCKING HUNGRY. Like. CONSTANTLY.
I ate an entire pizza on my own last night. And since I got home, I’m just constantly eating. While trying not to cry because food costs money and being broke makes me hate myself if I eat over 1000 calories in a day.
I’m usually rarely hungry, but… man, I’ve been WAKING UP hungry lately. I don’t understand. ;;
I...
sirwolfpaws:
ellimist:
For women, heart attacks look different.
clockwork-parallels:
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elfgrove:
distractedbyshinyobjects:
Follow me down the rabbit hole for a second:
I’ve long wondered if this - that women don’t recognize the symptoms of a heart attack in themselves, and consequently don’t get the fast care that is vital for heart attack survival - is the reason heart...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
Dear Rick Santorum, my facebook feed is living...
